These 24 Books Have Actually Been Published

1.

By the skull on the cover of this book, I can tell it’s gonna be jam packed with some bad-assery.

2.

No more trips to the gyno, just a farm.

5.

I’m confused if this author was a huge fan of innuendos or if this is some sort of erotica fan fiction for people who love creepy mustaches.

6.

This is the most accurate book title ever made. Ever.

8.

Evil is a strong believer in reincarnation.

9.

Turn slightly to the left.

10.

Fun for kids of all ages!

12.

Yeah, tell this to my 14-year-old self. If it didn’t work in middle school, it doesn’t work now!

14.

For the everyday businesswoman.

16.

Poop humor is timeless.

18.

You know what makes a really great suspense thriller? FOOD PUNZ.

20.

Because I have a feeling you’re staying out WAY to late studying.

21.

If burying your pet wasn’t depressing enough…

22.

Send them to ghost jail for stalking!

23.

I didn’t know shitting in the woods was ever considered an art, but, alright, cool.