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Diálogo imaginario en la producción de Showmatch 2012

Ideas del Sur. Cuarto piso. Oficina de Marcelo Tinelli. Sentados, en silencio, esperan el Chato Prada y Hoppe. Llega Tinelli hablando con un tono meloso por su celular. Quince minutos después, corta.

Tinelli: ¿Cómo venimos?

Hoppe: ¡Bieen!

Tinelli: ¿Confirmó Baby?

Chato: No, dijo que te diga que de ninguna manera va a bailar con una delincuente.

Tinelli: Ofrecele más guita. ¿Aceptó algún ex-combatiente?

Hoppe: Apareció uno clase ‘63 que se salvó por pie plano, ¿califica?

Tinelli: ¿¡Pero vos sos pelotudo!? ¡Conseguime uno bien chapita! ¿Quiénes quedaron de las trolas?

Chato: Te traje el book para que elijas. Con resaltador, las que bailan bien bien. Y las otras son más quilomberas.

Hoppe: Volvió a llamar Fort…

Tinelli: Ya te dije que lo fletes.

Hoppe: Además de pagar, dice que acepta bailar con el fan de Wanda Nara.

Tinelli: Ah… interesante, decile que me llame.

Chato: Marce, estamos con problemas con los disca.

Tinelli: ¿Por?

Chato: el pibe de la silla de ruedas ya se cayó al piso tres veces.

Tinelli: ¿Pero se cayó mal?

Hoppe: No, tiene buena voluntad, se arrastra de nuevo a la silla y sigue bailando. ¡La lambada le sale bárbaro!

Tinelli: Eso garpa. ¿El sordo?

Chato: No entiende un carajo lo que le dice el coach. ¿Vos cómo vas con el lenguaje de señas?¿Estás practicando?

Tinelli: No, no me jodas, no tuve tiempo. Conseguime una intérprete y que traduzca. ¡O que baile con Araceli que en Nano hizo de muda!

Hoppe: No, Ara ya nos dijo ochenta veces que no. Con lo que gana en publicidad no necesita esto.

Chato: Y después está el temita de la chica con Síndrome de Down.

Tinelli: ¿La mongui? ¡No se olviden de conseguir la música de Corki para los momentos emotivos!

Chato: Sí, sí. El tema es que no baila muy bien. Tenemos que decidir qué va a hacer el jurado. ¿Te lo imaginás a Polino poniéndole un tres? ¡Nos comen crudos!

Tinelli: Que le pongan todos buenas notas. Si alguien se queja es un hijo de puta.

Hoppe: Se van a quejar los que bailan bien.

Tinelli: ¡Nah! quedan mal frente a la gente. Este año la mongui tiene que ganar.

Chato: ¿La vas a hacer bailar también en el caño y en el strip dance?

Tinelli: Obvio. ¡Me encanta esta onda de integrar a los marginados! Y si mide mal los rajamos rápido. ¡Total, con Santiago y Carmen en el jurado ya tenemos el año ganado!

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La carrera de Jorge Lanata resumida en dos fotos

Su carrera empieza acá:

Jorge Lanata con Eduardo Aliverti en «Sin Anestesia», en la Radio Belgrano de Daniel Divinsky

Y termina acá:

Jorge Lanata con el fan de Wanda Nara en «La cocina del show», en el Canal 13 del Grupo Clarín

gracias a @juanpmansilla

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10 Commandments for Con Men – Lists of Note

«Count» Victor Lustig was a con man of considerable note. Born in 1890, by the 1930s he was wanted by approximately 45 law enforcement agencies worldwide. He had 25 known aliases and spoke 5 languages. He cunningly gained $5k from Al Capone. Better still, in 1925, Lustig posed as a government official in Paris, took five businessmen on a tour of the Eiffel Tower, and then «sold» it to one of them as 7300 tonnes of scrap metal; the con went so well, he tried it again soon after.

He also wrote the following list of commandments for aspiring con men.

(Source: Fakes, Frauds & Other Malarkey, via Marc Manus; Image: Victor Lustig in 1937, via.)

  1. Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con-man his coups).
  2. Never look bored.
  3. Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.
  4. Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.
  5. Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.
  6. Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.
  7. Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually).
  8. Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious.
  9. Never be untidy.
  10. Never get drunk.

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La frase del lunes, por Harry S. Truman

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«Familia Moderna», el regreso de la sitcom argentina

Cada vez Telefé pasa “Casado con hijos”, la versión local de “Married with children”, arrasa en el rating. Actualmente va seis de los siete días de la semana y siempre supera los diez puntos. Todos los domingos encabeza el listado de lo más visto del día. ¡Y es un programa de 2005!

Posibles interpretaciones del éxito: un programa con un humor menos yanqui que el resto de las sitcoms, con historias parecidas a los sketches de Olmedo donde una situación se repite una y otra vez, chistes para chicos y chistes para grandes, una lúcida adaptación de los guiones y, sobre todo, un casting brillante: dos grandes morcilleadores como Florencia Peña y Francella que se ajustaron rigurosamente al libro y personajes secundarios igual de bien elegidos.

(Por eso inquieta ver que el In Treatment que prepara Canal 7 haya elegido como Paul, el psicólogo protagonista, a Diego Peretti que, ya desde el “physique du rol” nada tiene que ver con el papel que interpretaba Gabriel Byrne. Julieta Cardinali como Laura y Norma Aleandro como Gina, en cambio, están bien pensados.)

En tren de importar sitcoms, hubo gran algún otro éxito (The Nanny), algún fracaso (Hechizada) y algún delirio afortunadamente nunca concretado. Desde 2009 triunfa en EE.UU. en premios y audiencia Modern Family, una de las mejores sitcoms de los últimos años. Si llegara a pasar por la cabeza de algún ejecutivo de Telefé importarla, desde acá contribuimos, como lo hicimos en otra ocasión, con una propuesta de casting:

Jay

Para el personaje de Ed O’Neil se cae de maduro Francella: si con Pepe Argentio hizo el equivalente argentino de Al Bundy, interpretado por O’Neill ¿por qué no volver a representarlo acá? El principal problema es la edad, habría que avejentarlo como en “Los reyes de la risa”: O’Neill es de 1946 y Francella de 1955. En su lugar podría estar Rodolfo Ranni, que es del ‘37 pero parece más joven que O’Neill.

Gloria

El rol que hace Sofía Vegara le cae perfecto a Catherine Fulop. Los chistes de la subdesarrollada Colombia desde la óptica norteamericana podrían reemplazarse por chascarrillos de la Venezuela de Chávez.

Claire

Linda, comediante y un poco bitchy, Andrea Campbell podría funcionar en el papel que en EE.UU. hace  Julie Bowen.

Phil

Acúsenme de obvio, pero para el papel del marido sometido y divertido de la Claire de Andrea Campbell, me surge su exmarido Pablo Novak.

Mitchell

El abogado gay, que interpreta Jesse Tyler Ferguson tiene un sustituto perfecto: Diego Reinhold.

Cameron

¿Qué importa que uno haya ganado el Emmy y el otro el Estrella de mar? Pichu Straneo es un buen candidato para la versión vernácula de Cam. Y si no acepta, pueden llamar a Sebastián de Caro.

Haley, Alex, Luke y Manny

A los chicos que los elijan en un casting. Yo ya laburé bastante…

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La película que se edita sola en cada proyección – alt1040

Existen muchos experimentos en materia de filmes cortos e independientes, algunos que dan lugar a cosas de lo más bizarras pero muchas son interesantes, al menos para comentarlas. Eve Sussman y la Rufus Corporation nos traen una película que se edita automáticamenite por computadoras para cada función

El título de la obra es whiteonwhite:algorithmicnoir, claramente no se trata de un trabajo para público masivo, sino para un selecto grupo de cinéfilos abiertos a propuestas alternativas. La edición de la película está a cargo de una pieza de software llamada serendipity machine la cual trabaja en vivo durante la proyección formulando una composición original.

Según los artistas detrás del trabajo hay una búsqueda por la consagración artistica de primer nivel, llevando a que los espectadores vivan una experiencia irrepetible. Por lo que cuentan, el material que el software dispone en su librería para utilizar en la composición consiste en 3000 clips cortos, 80 voces grabadas y 150 piezas musicales que fueron obtenidos durante el transcurso de los últimos dos años. Gracias a la combinación de estos elementos aseguran que nunca se repetirá una proyección, mientras la teoría no está de su lado en esta afirmación la práctica seguramente demostrará que nunca verás dos veces la misma película. En caso que el experimento se exitoso habrá que agradecer principalmente al cine digital por brindar estas facilidades.

A los más escépticos sobre este trabajo les podemos afirmar que no distará mucho de algunas obras conceptuales independientes o de algunas películas de primer nivel que buscan innovar en su edición pero terminan haciendo un collage indescifrable. Tengan en cuenta que el trailer puede no contener ninguna escena de la película cuando la vean.

 

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The Most Controversial Magazine Covers of All Time – Webdesigner Depot

We’ve put together a collection of magazine covers that have stirred up controversy through the years.

These covers can serve as object lessons for what to do and what not to do both with design and editorial.

While some controversial covers have worked and sold more magazines, or won awards for the editors who made the decision to go to press with them, others were embarrassments that the publication had to either apologize for, or fire an editor over.

Here are some of the most controversial magazine covers of all time. Feel free to suggest other covers that you think should be part of this collection.

Time Magazine, January 2, 1939: Hitler as Man of the Year

This cover featured an elaborate illustration of Hitler playing “his hymn of hate in a desecrated cathedral while victims dangle on a St. Catherine’s wheel while the Nazi hierarchy looks on.” Baron Rudolph Charles von Ripper was a Catholic that fled Hitler’s Germany, and the artist of this disturbing piece. By 1938, Hitler had firmly seized power in Germany, taken over Austria and Czechoslovakia, and had been given a free hand in Eastern Europe by the English prime minister of the time, Neville Chamberlain. Time has had to defend this choice throughout history, and at the time defended it by stating that the “Man of the Year” was a title bestowed on the person who had most influenced events of the previous year.


Time Magazine, April 8, 1966: Is God Dead?

This cover has been called the most controversial of all time. The related article concerned the “death of god movement” that had sprung up in the 1960′s. The cover and article enraged readers.


Life, November 26, 1965: War In Vietnam

Paul Schutzers captured this arresting image of a VietCong prisoner being taken prisoner by American forces during the Vietnam War. Photography and news coverage like this helped to turn the American public against the Vietnam war. While Schutzers was one of LIFE’s best photographers, he was killed on assignment during the Six-Day War of 1967 between Israel and its neighbouring states of Egypt, Jordan, and Syria.


Esquire, April 1968: The Passion of Ali

This smart rendition of Muhammad Ali was created to illustrate his martyrdom to his cause after he refused to join the US military due to his religious beliefs and was subsequently stripped of his heavyweight boxing title. The piece was done after the same manner as “The Martyrdom of St. Sebastian”, a popular theme through medieval art but most recognizable in the painting by Andrea Mantegna.


Esquire, May 1969: The Drowning of Andy Warhol

Another triumph of Esquire’s former visionary Art Director, George Lois, this picture combined two separate shots of a soup can and Warhol. In the first ten years of his employment at Esquire, circulation was boosted from 500,000 to 2 million, a figure for which his covers were partially responsible. This shot references Warhol’s famous “soup can” exhibits that symbolized the American avant-garde art movement.


Playboy, October 1971: First Playboy African-American Woman

This cover was the first Playboy cover to feature an African-American woman. The model is Darine Stern and the photographer was Richard Fegley.


National Lampoon, January 1973: If You Don’t Buy This Magazine…

While this cover didn’t do much more than make people laugh when it came out despite its violent overtones, Ronald G. Harris’ famous cover shot definitely raised a few eyebrows in pre-Photoshop days.


The New Yorker, March 29, 1976: Steinberg Map of New York

This portrayal of a New Yorker’s idea of what the rest of the United States looks like was drawn by Saul Steinberg. The artist sued Columbia Pictures over their movie poster for “Moscow on the Hudson”, which does seem to be derived from Steinberg’s cover down to the placement of the title. Steinberg won the case.


Rolling Stone, January 22, 1981: John Lennon and Yoko Ono

Annie Leibovitz took this shot just hours before John Lennon was shot outside of his apartment building, the Dakota, in New York City on December 8, 1980. Leibovitz originally wanted to take the shot of Lennon alone but he insisted that his wife be in the pictures. This cover was named the most popular magazine cover of the past 40 years by the American Society of Magazine Publishers.


Vanity Fair, August 1991: Demi Moore, Pregnant and Nude

This cover was shot by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz and was decried as shameful and disgusting when it was released. Some stores sent back the issue, or only sold it with a brown paper covering the “offensive” image. It has spawned countless celebrity nude pregnancy shots done in the same fashion, and helped to launch Demi Moore’s career into the stratosphere.


Vanity Fair, August 1993: K.D. Lang and Cindy Crawford

The cover was meant to be as controversial as the country star’s career. According to the cover story, Lang got more grief from the country music industry over her decision to join PETA than her decision to come out as a lesbian.


Time Magazine, June 27, 1994: OJ Mug Shot Controversy

In 1994, OJ Simpson was accused of murdering his wife, Nicole. In 1995, he was acquitted after a long and highly publicized trial. The photo used on the cover of Time Magazine was manipulated to make OJ look darker in skin tone and more menacing. For comparison, see the Newsweek cover which uses the original shot without any alteration.


The Economist, September 10, 1994: The Camel-Humping Issue

Obvious Black Eyed Peas references aside, this cover drew some fire for the UK-based magazine. The cover was printed for the North American market only.


Time, April 14 1997: Ellen’s Coming-Out Issue

Time’s cover and exclusive story left no doubt in the minds of all Americans that Ellen was, in fact, gay. Even in 1997, coming out could be perilous for a star’s career. While it may now seem like a mere bump in the road due to Ellen’s stunning success, at the time TV outlets in rural America pulled her show.


Wired, June 1997: 101 Ways to Save Apple

When this magazine went to press, Steve Jobs had just rejoined Apple through Apple’s acquisition of his NeXT Software Inc. While the cover was a bit more pessimistic than the story it was meant to illustrate, it remains one of the top magazine covers of all time. We don’t think anyone would try to give Jobs advice today, but back then Mac fans would have done anything they could to help the ailing corporation.


Time, Dec 21, 1998: Devil Horns on Clinton

This was one of several magazine covers that featured Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. In 1995, Lewinsky was an intern at the White House during Clinton’s presidency, and they had an intimate affair. The scandal broke when Lewinsky confided in a colleague in January of 1998. The scandal eventually resulted in Clinton’s impeachment. The top of the letter “M” in the Time masthead appear to be resting on the top of Clinton’s head as horns. The devil horns were written off by Time as an accident of masthead placement rather than a deliberate act.


Esquire Magazine, December 2000: The Crotch Shot

This shot of Clinton was said to be inspired by the Lincoln Memorial, but was interpreted as an obvious reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Like the Obama couple satire in the New Yorker seen further down, this cover drew fire from both sides of the political fence.


The New Yorker, Sept. 24, 2001: Twin Towers in Silhouette

This cover was a graphical as well as an editorial success. The magazine succeeded in creating a fitting and classic memorial to the victims of the tragedy and the buildings themselves in true upscale New Yorker fashion. Covers editor Franoise Mouly created a testament to the Twin Towers that drew on the inspiration of Ad Reinhardt’s black-on-black paintings.


Entertainment Weekly, May 2 2003: Dixie Chicks

The Dixie Chicks set off a firestorm when they criticized then-president George W. Bush for invading Iraq on the grounds that Iraq was manufacturing weapons of mass destruction. The Dixie Chicks used their weapons of mass distraction on this provocative cover.


Seventeen, May 2003: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Zombie Arm

This horrendously manipulated stock photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar made the mag send an expensive purse by way of apology. Gellar returned the purse since she didn’t wear leather. While the practice of using stock photos for covers is common, flagrant abuse of Photoshop is something that the art department and editor usually catch before print time.


Rolling Stone, January 2006: The Passion of Kanye West

Rolling Stone tipped a thorny hat to Esquire’s portrayal of Ali with this 2006 cover. It isn’t known if the cover was meant to be a joke about the singer’s ego, but most people found it very funny. Religious fans of the magazine didn’t find it as hilarious, and the odd cover story that went with it in which the singer admits to a porn addiction just made the whole thing awkward. The tone of the cover feels current in light of the singer’s recent mike-grabbing moment at the 2009 VMA’s.


Baby Talk, August 2006

While this image seems benign to most people who have been involved with a baby in one fashion or another, the cover was decried as obscene. Even though moms made up the target demographic, a survey of 4000 of them turned up the fact that 25% had a negative response. One mother actually shredded the magazine so that her 13-year old son couldn’t see it. Not that he likely noticed; he was probably on the computer downloading porn watching tips from Kanye.


Texas Monthly, January 2007: Dick Cheney Cover Issue

Building on the famous 1973 Lampoon cover, Texas Monthly took a jab at the Vice-President’s hunting accident where he shot a colleague in the face. This cover won the 2007 Best Cover Line of the Year Award from the Magazine Publishers of America.


Time, August 29, 2007: Devil Horns on Billy Graham

The blogosphere was rife with rumours about this cover. This was probably not intentional. Time Magazine has claimed that all of its “Devil Horn” covers through the ages are mere coincidences. For a defense of the Time Magazine position, this blog post has a list of Time Magazine covers that have devil horns but no potential hidden meaning. Accident of their masthead design, or subtle editorial statement? You decide…


Golfweek, January 19, 2008: The Noose that Hung an Editor

This cover was born out of the comments of a golf anchorman, Kelly Tlighman, that fellow players should “lynch (Tiger Woods) in a back alley” and the subsequent feature story that was published in that edition of Golfweek. PGA Tour director Tim Finchem had this to say about it: “Clearly, what Kelly said was inappropriate and unfortunate, and she obviously regrets her choice of words, but we consider Golfweek’s imagery of a swinging noose on its cover to be outrageous and irresponsible”. A day after the cover was published, the editor was let go.


People Magazine, March 2008: Brangelina Twins

This cover and photo shoot sacrificed People’s editorial soul for a first shot at the Brangelina twins. Instead of their usual journalistic even-handed approach, they seemingly acquiesced to the couple’s need for nothing but positive coverage in order to get a scoop on the rest of the world with the first baby pictures. While People magazine denied these charges as “categorically false”, the coverage was nevertheless very rosy-cheeked in tone.


Vogue, April 2008: King Kong Cover

This cover of model Gisele Bundchen and sports star Lebron James was considered to be a racist portrayal of “King Kong”. Images that portray black males as threatening “reinforce the criminalization of black men,” said Damion Thomas, assistant professor in the Department of Kinesiology at University of Maryland. The cover was supposed to showcase two stars with excellent bodies, in keeping with the “Shape” theme of the issue.


The New Yorker, July 21, 2008: The Obama Couple Satire

This cover by famous New Yorker cartoonist Barry Blitt was heavily criticized by both the McCain and Obama camps during the 2008 US election. While the piece was meant to be a satire of allegations lobbed at the couple by their detractors, its inopportune appearance during a campaign didn’t have Obama’s supporters laughing as hard as the magazine intended.


OK Magazine, June 2009: Michael Jackson Death Photo

Fans were upset over the magazine’s decision to publish this photo. Sarah Ivens, editorial director, said that the cover decision was made since they wanted to stand out from all of the tribute covers that were dominating the stands that week. Jackson died on June 25, 2009 after being given a cocktail of drugs by his physician.



Compiled and written exclusively for WDD by Angela West.

Got a controversial magazine cover that rocked your world? Post a link below or send it to us and we’ll add it to this post.

 

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Las noticias más retuiteadas de los medios argentinos

A partir de de la buena idea del blog español 233grados que analizó las noticias de los medios españoles que tuvieron más retuiteos, hice una versión local. Están ordenados por el número de retuits que tuvo su tuit más retuiteado. Se incluye el número de seguidores a modo orientativo.

C5N – 245.382 seguidores

733 retuits

TN – 262.370 seguidores

342 retuits

La Nación – 244.495 seguidores

290 retuits

Crónica – 41.475 seguidores

288 retuits

Olé – 211.344 seguidores

228 retuits

MSN – 24.428 seguidores

185 retuits

Perfil – 78.259 seguidores

167 retuits

Libre – 32.953 seguidores

124 retuits

Clarín – 171.778 seguidores

95 retuits

Infobae – 144.117 seguidores

75  retuits

Sorprende que dos medios tan populares en la web, como Clarín e Infobae, con tantos seguidores tengan tan poco poder de retuiteo. En el extremo opuesto, MSN, Libre y Crónica, con pocos seguidores, logran muchos retuits.

Lideran las señales de noticias con muchos retuits, pero también seguidores.

Meritorio lo de La Nación que, sin el apoyo de un canal de tv o de un medio muy masivo, logró gran cantidad de seguidores y de retuits.

En relación al contenido, se mezclan links a noticias, frases reuiteables y concursos. No siempre el retuit implica empatía: en el caso de Libre mucha gente repitió el tuiter a modo de crítica. Algo parecido puede haber pasado con Olé y Crónica, donde también se mezclan los retuits irónicos.

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Agenda de verano o “no pasa un joraca”

Revista veintitres del 26 de enero de 2012

Revista El Guardián del 26 de Enero de 2012

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These 24 Books Have Actually Been Published

1.

By the skull on the cover of this book, I can tell it’s gonna be jam packed with some bad-assery.

2.

No more trips to the gyno, just a farm.

5.

I’m confused if this author was a huge fan of innuendos or if this is some sort of erotica fan fiction for people who love creepy mustaches.

6.

This is the most accurate book title ever made. Ever.

8.

Evil is a strong believer in reincarnation.

9.

Turn slightly to the left.

10.

Fun for kids of all ages!

12.

Yeah, tell this to my 14-year-old self. If it didn’t work in middle school, it doesn’t work now!

14.

For the everyday businesswoman.

16.

Poop humor is timeless.

18.

You know what makes a really great suspense thriller? FOOD PUNZ.

20.

Because I have a feeling you’re staying out WAY to late studying.

21.

If burying your pet wasn’t depressing enough…

22.

Send them to ghost jail for stalking!

23.

I didn’t know shitting in the woods was ever considered an art, but, alright, cool.